Our apartment – 2016 NSFW

It's been not only a long time since I've posted here, but it has been a long time since I shared photos of my place. The last time you guys saw where I lived I was still living at home with my parents. It was back in 2012, so easily 4 years ago you saw my collection. Now you can see not only has my… [more]

Our apartment – 2016 NSFW Our apartment - 2016 NSFW

[Alter] – Melty Review

So since I've moved into my new apartment I still hadn't set up my photography studio. Seems work has me busier than I thought I would ever be, however I took some time this past weekend to set up my studio so I could take some photos of my latest purchase, Alter's 1/8th Melty from Shining Hearts. Now… [more]

[Alter] – Melty Review [Alter] - Melty Review

[Orchid Seed] – Yuki Review NSFW

Pre-ordered this figure the moment she was released for pre-order. I needed for for multiple reasons, she's sexy/half naked, plus while she's not Sora she reminds me of Sora from Yosuga no Sora! But she's Yuki from Maid Yome and she's pretty amazing. The only issue is her adorable mouth really looks… [more]

[Orchid Seed] – Yuki Review NSFW [Orchid Seed] - Yuki Review NSFW

Nendoroid Storage Container

I recently went on a trip to a magical place, The Container Store. Ok it's not really magical, but I happen to have discovered a love for organizing my home. I tend to prefer Ikea and Daiso but we went to The Container Store on a whim and I discovered this lovely storage container! I've been needing… [more]

Nendoroid Storage Container Nendoroid Storage Container

Low expectations; Pirates 4 On Stranger Tides

Ok, I never do movie reviews, heck I don’t even do anime reviews. But I just went to see Pirates of the Caribbean 4; On Stranger Tides and I feel like saying my bit…

Disney, you know I love you! I go to Disneyland maybe 4-5 times a month, I own almost all your animated movies and plenty of live action, You already own my soul. So why do you feel the need to drag on this franchise any longer? It’s been dead for some time now. Really, we all loved the first movie, when we heard of a sequel we all were first in line to see it, even when we were sorrily disappointed we went back for more and weren’t any happier. So why bring it back AGAIN? Plus with such mediocrity? This film just felt like an excuse to throw Johnny Depp back into the old costume, have him prance around and you make a few easy million. The story was so forced and the action scenes were so drawn out at a certain point people left for bathroom breaks, came back and they were still sword fighting, we get it, from the start we all know it was Penelope Cruz with a mustache. Also don’t get me started on the forced romantic relativistic between the two,  just pathetic. Especially with Angelica’s with the “I love my daddy,” “he’s not my daddy,” “help me save my daddy,” “Oh daddy don’t kill him,” My head was spinning trying to keep track of this sad little non-existent story you were shoving down our throats.

There were also so many lose ends, why would the English just let Barbarossa become a captain so easily, Ok I get they wanted the fountain of youth, but really? They would have hung him then found someone else to do the job… Plus Jack would NEVER have had an audience with the King of England… Ok, Ok… I know IT’S A MOVIE,  obviously they get to exaggerate. Oh plus in the trailers they kept talking about ZOMBIES, OMG THIS MOVIE HAS ZOMBIES AND PIRATES GO SEE IT! Yeah the zombies weren’t zombies really, just undead guys under blackbeards control, so not really zombies guys. Plus I wanted more mermaids, they were hot! Yes, even as a female I didn’t mind looking at the pretty mermaids, give me more! Also the forced relationship again with the mermaid and the one religious guy, who was so unimportant i don’t remember his name. How did they come to love each other so fast and then you don’t even find out what happens to him! Oh are we supposed to be left wanting more for a sequel? Really Pirates 5, the return of the underage mermaid and her uptight religious boyfriend who only loves her for her beauty? Great story there guys!

Look, i loved the first pirates movie, it was fun, then Disney decided we needed more! Disney changed the ride to add more Jack, you can’t go anywhere without seeing MOAR JACK! Really I’m so tired of this franchise I never ride Pirates anymore at Disneyland unless we wanna go by Blue Bayou to smell some yummy food or relax our poor feet since the line is never more than 5 minutes long. Oh yeah, the line is always short on a busy day since people are growing tired of damn pirates!

Now this movie was crap, would I recommend it to anyone? Unless you’re a diehard “OMG OMG OMG OMG GOMG I LURVE JOHNNY DEPP!!”  then yeah, him prancing around as Jack is entertaining up to a certain point. But it doesn’t carry a movie. That’s why the other movies had Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan, to give you a semblance of a storyline while Jack got to be Jack. If you want to bring this story back, maybe bring the mermaid back, but give her another guy, some non-religious asshole with some backbone please. But yeah… them mermaids were hawt! hot hot hot hototototototototototototot!

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2 Responses to “Low expectations; Pirates 4 On Stranger Tides”

  1. Nox Kreiker says:

    “OMG OMG OMG OMG GOMG I LURVE JOHNNY DEPP!!” You just described my fat-ass sister.

    Plus, different director, more funding etc. It’s hit or miss. I’ve heard nothing but bad things about this movie.

  2. -OJ- says:

    I like Depp and I like Jack Sparrow even more, but I was bored out of mind throughout the movie.

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